Since Kadizzle has come under attack from the local miscreants Kadizzle has been using a game camera to to see who visits at night. It is fun to check in the morning and see what you caught. Last night Seemore the game camera did not see too much exciting. Seemore noted the police went by at about 7:30 and again around 1:00 A. M. Good to know they are checking for miscreants. Not sure if the degenerates read this blog, but I will take a chance and make public some other security measures. Yesterday I went to the thrift store to buy some goofy cloths for the annual pirate party. While shopping Kadizzle happened to come across two alarm clocks. The alarm clocks for some strange reason were designed to look like little cameras. The small brain clicked in Kadizzle's head and he decided to purchase them as decoys for the degenerates.
If the degenerates get to the camera on the back porch it will puzzle their mind why the "security camera" constantly flashes 12:00. The total cost for the two alarm clocks "Security cameras" was $3. The one atop the mail box will be irresistible for them. Since they drove over the mailbox the last time it has been booby trapped for that type of attack. Kadizzle predicts if they get the courage they might get the nerve to just go by with a baseball and hit the mailbox. The bait cost $1.50. Just about everyone has at one time wanted to hit an alarm clock with a baseball bat. If all goes well my dear friends the degenerates will be caught on the game camera hitting a home run with an alarm clock.
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