The shoot out in Cottonwood

When Mathew 24 Now (The name of a Christian family band) parked in the Walmart parking lot who thought the disciples of Jesus would get the guns going and be the talk of the town.  As the Kadizzles travel about Cottonwood while staying at Deadhorse State Park that is the topic of the moment.  Now one family member is dead and a police officer was shot.  Fundamentalist doing God's work with hand guns.  Apparently the feud must have started over using the toilet in the store. Even Jesus followers expect clean rest rooms.  Everyone in American has a right to carry a gun, and a right to decide when to use it.  This year the Kadizzles have not had to shoot anyone because the rest rooms were not clean.  Wait a minute, Kadizzle was on a crew that cleaned rest rooms.  On no Kadizzle could have been shot in the name of Jesus because someone was dissatisfied with how we cleaned the rest room.

It all makes sense now.  Kadizzle clearly remembers the day when the captain of our team Jerry was trying to show the dolt of our team Ralph how to properly machine gun a vault toilet with the pressure washer.  Ralph was not bold sticking the pressure washer wand down the throat of the toilet.  Jerry grabbed the wand and said "Look you missed some, you got to get it all, point it up under here".  Jerry just gave up and did it himself.

Now I can just imagine.  Here we are cleaning a rest room and someone from Mathew 24 comes up in the name of Jesus with a hand gun.  He points the gun at Ralph and as he fires he shouts " You failed to get the devil out of the toilet".  In the name of the lord one of the band members is now dead from a police bullet when he tried to bring the word of the lord to Walmart regarding their toilets. Additionally a police officer was shot in the leg.  The lord works in strange ways.  At our last campground there was a nice new camper with the words painted in red " God hates people who remarry".   Perhaps it would not be a good idea to discuss your second marriage with that guy if God also gave him a gun to enforce the rules.  In Arizona almost everyone has a gun and now that guns are being used to do God's work being in Arizona makes Kadizzle a lot more nervous.