Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Mental Illness unleased

As the sun set on a wonderful day the crazy man's dog began to bark.  Everyone in the campground was subjected to hearing the poor dog suffer. Mr. Crazy who is as delusional as you can get goes of for over a day at a time and leaves the poor dog tied to the boat he uses to live in.  What do you do?  Usually people think of the crazy as broke and living under a bridge. Under a bridge they are not much of a problem, but when they have enough case to move about and integrate into the more normal society what do you do? Kadizzle thought he might just let the dog go.  However, the common wisdom around the campground is coyotes will attack and kill dogs.  Everyone debated getting law enforcement involved.  What can the legal system do about a crazy man abusing a dog?  There might be an ecological solution.  One of the less crazy bums loves dogs and may be the answer.  Dr. Dwane is threatening to take things into his own hands.  Lou the neighbor said she saw Dr. Dwane walking Mr. Crazy's dog.  Dr. Dwane is a self described Christian, but he does carry a gun to perform god's will if need be.  Who knows if Mr. Crazy has a gun?  Well, this could end up in a bum shoot out.  In the old days the white man gave the Indians blankets infected with disease. It was a simple effective way to deal with the Indians.  Our modern equivelant is making sure all the mentally ill have access to guns.  As long as mental patient A shoots only another mental patient B it might be a net gain for society.  Two or one person will be off the welfare everyone is so excited about.

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