Take this you blasted Atheist

Lord Kadizzle counts some atheist among his best and most scholarly friends. One of his favorite atheist claims he is an orthodox atheist. Make sure he reads this, those this is directed to will know who he is. The story was on NPR today Lord Kadizzle considers himself an agnostic, which is much safer. Kadizzle must tell his agnostic story. Kadizzle was injured and had to go to the hospital. At the hospital the woman taking the form objected to Kadizzle putting down agnostic in the blank for religion. Kadizzle explained what an agnostic was to the woman and she said "You have to put down a religion". So, Kadizzle scratched the appropriate genitalia and wrote down 1-800. The woman said " What's that?". Kadizzle explained " I don't go through anyone else, I deal with God directly". Again, the woman said no. At this point the choice was chose a religion or bleed to death. Kadizzle reluctantly chose Presbyterian in hone of his mother who was one.