Saturday, October 17, 2009

Lord Kadizzle and the CIA


Lord Kadizzle argues with hoopleheads incessantly. Hoopleheads always like to challenge the source of your information. Hoopleheads trust no one but Rush, and the Fox News story tellers. However, Lord Kadizzle has noticed that other Hooplehead fighters have found a strange ally. It turns out there is something called the CIA factbook. Low and behold the CIA puts out a lot of information about almost every country in the world. If you want to see how poorly the United States does in critical areas like income distribution, or infant mortality just ask the CIA. In both regard the United States come out in the race like a third world banana republic. The hoopleheads are put in the awkward position of challenging the CIA. Moral of the story, when the Hooplehead says where did you get your information. Just say from the CIA. Then to blow steam out their ears, which does them a lot of good, prove it with the CIA Factbook.

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