A couple years ago Lord Kadizzle ran for the North Dakota legislature. One of his main goals was to have legislation passed that some pies could not be served without vanilla ice cream. Unfortunately Kadizzle lost. Now pies are subjected to improper treatment. The most precious pie know to man is the Juneberry pie. God put a special blessing on North Dakota this year and Juneberries are plentiful. The Commander, A.K.A. Jasper Littlebottom loves to pick Juneberries. So there are some nice Juneberry pies in the future. The Juneberry pie is sacred, but an entry was recieved in the strawberry, rubarb catagory at Ray's that may win. One minor problem, for reasons of fairness, all entries must be duplicated. The theory is that anyone could accidently make a wonderful pie. To protect all entries in Lord Kadizzles baking contest entrants are required to submit two pies withing six months. However if no other entries are recieved in the same catagory you may still win. Being the judge of pie contest is a sacrifice. Few judges escape the occupational hazard of being overweight. Many are killed by obesiety just to provide society with this vital service. I hope Kadizzle's life will not be in vain, and pies will go untested. Pies cannot be entered with photos, as one mean brother in law frequently tries to do. Also hersey is not permitted. Lord Kadizzle must be present at the slicing and actually test the pie.
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