Death from Kindness or Pig on the Prarie recipe

Lord Kadizzle lives the charmed life when it comes to knowing good cooks. First and foremost is The Commander. The Commander could season puppy chow and make a gourmet meal out of it. Lord Kadizzle knows more good cooks than you can shake a stick at. Rarely do three days go by that some good cook doesn't invite the Kadizzles by. Yesterday was typical. Kadizzle went to the boat to perform some simple task, as simple people do, and the next thing he knew he was sitting in front of some wonder german potato salad, brauts freshly cooked on the grill and a fresh garden salad. The kindly boat neigbors turned the gab session into a grab session. Since we were eating aboard we even untied the kitchen from the dock and took a minor spin around the bay. When Lord Kadizzle dies from overeating he may not fit in a casket. The alternative will be to creamate him. It will be a blazing fire with all the fat. The smoke will smell like prime rib, turkey stuffing, and a host of other wonderful seasonings that have marinated him for over sixty years. Put the fire out a little early and let the coyotes have pig on the prarie.