Kadizzle cannot keep his mind away from the vision of the little pretend cowboy lying in court. Did I really see an elf sitting there lying to the judge? Have you ever seen something you could just not take your eyes away from? In court yesterday the judge had to tell Kadizzle several times he was not to look at Gary Morris. It was like saying don't look up in the sky at the aura borealis. Seeing that little weasel unabashedly lie seemed like watching a rocket launch. This man is in court making un believable shit up and letting the words come out of his mouth.
The lie that astonished Kadizzle was when Gary Morris claimed Kadizzle spit on him at the Tea Party meeting. It was an incredible fabrication. Ironically Kadizzle has a video of the encounter that has irrefutable proof such a thing never happened. What was most frightening was Gary Morris claimed he had Hoopleheads that would back up his lies. What Republicans have done to the legal process should frighten every American. Hearing that are supposed to expose the truth have become lying rodeos. Beyond belief is the fact that the Republicans screaming about the justice system being weaponized are the ones doing it. Jim Jordan is the Jesus of lying scoundrels. Then you have the nut cases like Marjory Taylor Green.
When these people show up an lie unfettered the court system is in shambles.
When the little bastard, Gary Morris claimed I spit on him, he said I had sweat on my brow. This insane description seemed like he had just read some strange science fiction book. Maybe these delusional liars believe what they say. Gary Morris often dresses as little cowboy. With his white hat, belt buckle and blue jeans he pretends he is strutting in a western town leading a herd of idiots to slaughter.
Everyone reading this has seen Trump rallies on television. You have seen what a herd of delusional idiots look like. Frightening, that such herds of Hoopleheads exist.
Recently Kadizzle has had a strange experience several times. He becomes engaged in a conversation with someone who seems normal and reasonably intelligent, then they come up with some insane statement that takes the wind out of you. Once classic insane statement from people is claiming there was never a moon landing. Last night this came out of nowhere from someone Kadizzle thought was burning regular fuel. Another amazing thing Kadizzle has heard from the strange people is Dr. Fauci had Covid invented.
When you hear the same crazy idea from a couple of people you conclude they are listening to the same source of fantasy. Some brains must be titillated by believing the bizarre.
You can see it every day down at the lake. At the lake the Jehovah's Witnesses sit there every day nicely dressed. Talk to them, they seem like normal people until you get into the God and Jesus crap, then you realize their train went off the track.
Now for the puzzle Kadizzle cannot solve. How can these people add, subtract, and multiply and then believe God is going to give them their own planet to rule? How can the same mind that can do brain surgery not figure out a conspiracy theory when he hears one? It is baffling. It is also scary. We live, walk, and exist in a world were people openly demonstrate reality doesn't work for them. You can see it everywhere. People believe in magic. You can rub a slot machine a certain way and get it to pay you. You can stand in a church and kneel, make special signals to god with your hands, and god will give you a prize.
Connecting things that are not connected is a specialty of Hoopleheads. It rained because we did the right dance. It didn't rain because we didn't do the dance right. We prayed for rain in church and later that day it rained. God answered our prayer, but God was busy when we asked him to cure little Johnny of cancer. What in the hell is wrong with the Hoopleheads?
It all comes down to one simple statement " If you believe it, it's true". It would sure be great if we could change that. If only it was " If you can prove it, it is true". Now this is where the dinger run the train off the track. The Hooples don't have a clue how scientific research works. How do you prove smoking causes cancer? A Hoople would simply say Gerty got cancer, she smoked, therefore cancer is caused by smoking. That is good enough for a Hoople. The same Hoople will tell you Trump is smart because he is rich. Of course if he is rich because he stole, swindled, and cheated, it makes no difference, if you are rich you are smart.
Nothing is more confusing than being rich and not too bright. This happen. Daddy struck gold, Daddy's little boy inherited the gold mine. Now little boy thinks because he has nice clothes, big house, and pretty wife he is smart. How many times have you seen this show?
Over and over you will hear people claim Trump is a successful businessman. Al Capone was a successful business man, so was El Chapo the drug dealer. Hooples just cannot put a string of logic together. The rigged election lies are a classic. Think about this, you are going to cheat in an election, now why wouldn't you do it right? If you were going to have your candidates win, why wouldn't you have enough of your candidates win to have a majority? If a Hoople was going to rob a bank, would the Hoople go into the bank and say give me ten thousand dollars. Maybe the Hooplehead would say that, but most bank robbers say give me all your money. Simple logic goes right over the head of a Hoople, that is why they love story time at the Tea Party.
