About thirty minutes ago Kadizzle finished a long talk in his garage with a Hooplehead. We sit in the garage to soak up the warm sunshine. After the Hoople spouted the usual Republican twist on taxes, Kadizzle made the Hoople an offer. Kadizzle told the Hooplehead if he came in the house and watched a five minute video that debunked his nonsense he would pay him sixty dollars in cash immediately. Nope, the Hoople was not about to be force fed real knowledge. Kadizzle told the Hoople he would watch anything the Hoople wanted for sixty dollars.
This is the world of the Hoopleheads, you cannot pay a Hooplehead to get smarter. The same Hooplehead said you cannot find anything in Costco that is not made in China. Kadizzle told the Hoople he just bought gin that came from England at Costco. The truth doesn't matter. Next the Hoople said 90% of the merchandise at Costco was from China. Kadizzle offered to drive the Hoople to Costco and pay him $500 if he was right. Nope, the Hoople said he did not have the time.
Yesterday at the town council meeting Kadizzle tried to hand the Hooples fact sheets. Nope, not going to read a Harvard study. The Hooples treat facts like radioactive material, they want no part of facts. Always remember the Hoople motto " If you believe it, it is true".
No comments:
Post a Comment