Now only one ear works. Well sorta, maybe. Insanity combined with stupidity struck yesterday. Kadizzle decided to trim his beard. The insane procedure is to use electric hair cutting tools to trim the beard. A danger in trimming the beard is cutting the hearing aids in half. Simple solution, put the hearing aids on the hood of the truck. What? In order to keep beard hair out of the house Kadizzle uses the rear view mirror of the giant truck to trim the beard.
Time to go to the movies with some friends. Forgot the hearing aids were on the hood of the truck. When Kadizzle got to the movie he thought about how loud they played the sound. This trigger a thought about the hearing aid. Oh, no, somewhere between the house and the theater the hearing aids fell off onto the busy street. Quickly Kadizzle retraced the trip. No luck. The hell with it Kadizzle watched the movie, but became obsessed with finding the hearing aids before dark. Once more he got up from the theater and got in the truck.
There it was one hearing aid in the intersection near the theater. How did it stay on the hood for a mile, but it did. Kadizzle drove back to the house looking for the other hearing aid amazed ear one was working and the fact that no one had run over ear one. No luck finding ear two until Kadizzle got back to the intersection. There ear two was intact. Ear two was apparently run over, but still seemed like it might work. Well, it does not. So only ear one works.
All this means Kadizzle may have to got to Costco to get ear two fixed or replaced. Old, senile, and stupid is a bad combination.
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