If I just had a ..........

 What would make me happy? If I just had a ....... Complete this sentence then think about how people complete the sentence. If I just had a tattoo, an earing, a jacked up pickup truck. If I just had a bigger house, or some old car I could take to a car show. If I just had more guns. If I just had a pack of cigarettes. 

Does it ever work? Sure you walk around town with a gun strapped to your side, but how long does the delusion work. Someone always has a better gun, a better house, or a better car. But why not give it a try. If I was just a senator, or president. Why not give it a try. What if I have to lie a little or cheat a little? 

It is a puzzle. You play a game, and you cheat. What satisfaction do you get? You know you cheated. Trump knows he cheated. The dolts probably know he cheated. The lickspittles know he lies and cheats, but they also know he can shed some voters on them. There is no honor among thieves. 

The flag wavers and Bible thumpers cheat. They don't follow the Constitution or the Jesus commands. How strange is that. You get to wave the flag, but you don't have to engage your brain. You get to go to church, but you can hate anyone you want. That is cheating. 

Once upon a time old Kadizzle was invited to a dinner to honor veterans. Who should show up by Senator Kevin Cramer, one of Kadizzle's arch enemies.  As fate would have it Kadizzle would end up being a table mate of Senator Cramer. Wait there was a solution. Someone put Kadizzle up in front of the room seated with a table of wounded veterans that were being honored. The seating gave the impression Kadizzle was a wounded veteran. Kadizzle never even served in the Salvation Army. Kadizzle sat there like a fool. Can you just sit somewhere and become something. Hopefully the answer is no, but think about the people who are phonies. Think about Trump. Not for one moment did Kadizzle think he deserved any honor. Yet Trump baths in the lie he lives. Think of the dolts that bath in the light reflected from Trump. Do they really believe that light has any warmth?