Tuesday, October 17, 2023

77 percent

Through the smoke of the fire on the rim the sun has arisen. As the planet burns the military cannot recruit people who want to get killed. 77 percent of young people are unfit to be killed in war. That is a lot of blubber bellies. A lot of the dingers are short on cards or long on drugs. Another article in the NYT writes about our infrastructure not being improved. The United States of Rome is in decline. Republicans are worse than termites for destroying the country. The Republican clown show is insane. Will they elect Bobo the Clown or Clarabell. Republicans want a loud mouthed dinger like Jim Jordan who would not know the truth if it fell on him. Just let us have our guns, and our meth, but no birth control. 

 News break.  Kadizzle has too much chicken meat above his belt. A partial solution to the problem is the strange practice of hunting golf balls. Well yesterday turned out to be a dosey.  The route for the golf ball hunt is set in stone. One hole on the golf course parallels a paved road. Houses line the road. A simple minded dinger lives on the road with a nasty wife. Of course they fly the Trump flag and also have a "Go Brandon" flag.  Kadizzle has longed to tell the dinger what he thinks of his IQ.  

Well yesterday Kadizzle noticed to golf balls in the yard adjoining the dingers yard. Keep in mind the golf balls were not in the dingers yard. Kadizzle has spoken to the owner of the yard with the two golf balls. He seems like a nice young guy trying to flip the house. The house was run down with a cat lady. The cat lady died. 

While picking up the two gold balls the Trump dinger came shouting at Kadizzle to get out of the yard. The Trumpster came right up to Kadizzle and put his face inches from Kadizzle's face. The fellow was begging to get into a fight. Now the fun part began.  Kadizzle called the man every kind of obscene idiot he could conjure. The yelling back and forth gave Kadizzle the ability to express every kind of insult to a Trump cult member he could think of. The dolt seemed desperate to initiate a physical altercation. Seeing his tactics were not working the dolt went over to Kadizzle's bike which was laying on the ground. The dinger put his foot on the tire like he was going to damage it. Kadizzle had a hard time not pulling the trigger on a haymaker, but managed to restrain himself. The dinger must have sensed the impending danger and ceased. 

At this point Kadizzle thanked the cultist for coming over with his act. Kadizzle told the enraged fellow he always wanted to insult him and that the encounter was a lot of fun. Kadizzle put out his hand so we could shake hands. Of course the Trumpster would have none of it. All in all it was a wish come true. Kadizzle always wished he could tell the idiot what he thought every time he saw the Trump flag. One of the remarks Kadizzle got to make to the dinger was about how the flag let the world know the dinger was an idiot. 

The cult fellow has a wife as nasty as he is. Not sure why, but the dinger has his house for sale. Strangely the house beside him is for sale. It appears the two neighbors could not get along. Not hard to see why. Who wants to live next to a cult member? Prior to the explosion Kadizzle notices a bright orange string strung between the homes for sale. Apparently this was the Berlin wall. Perhaps the neighbor was a sensible person who did not want to live by an obnoxious dinger. Neither house has sold.  Who would buy a house next to a Trump flag flyer. 

Trump has single handed stirred up more hate and discontent than any president ever. Families and friendships have ended over the special brand of ignorance and hate Trump sells. Even the most hard core idiot at this point must realize they are riding a mentally ill horse. 

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