Unable to fall back asleep Kadizzled did what he does every Monday night. Out the door he went at 1 A.M. to retrieve the Payson Roundup. The cult in Payson has their own special dolt, Eli Crane. Eli was elected to congress by the Hoopleheads. Where were the normal people? Eli is a member of that special group of idiots that ousted McCarthy.
After three tries Eli made it as a Navy Seal. That assured him the adoration of the dolts. In the most recent Payson Roundup Eli wrote a long dissertation on what it means to be an idiot in Washington. Eli says Trump is the victim of a witch hunt. That tells you all you need to know about Eli and his idiocy. Eli is an embarrassment to Arizona and the people he represents.
Eli says he is going to fight corruption in Washington. This man who believes in Trump is going to fight corruption. This is like making the fire chief the man who just got out of prison for arson.
Eli has mastered the magic trigger words and the conspiracy tales. Of course Eli is a favorite at story time for the Tea Party. They live among us.
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