Monday, November 19, 2018

Morning

The household has awakened. Sylvie has started jumping around doing cart wheels and hand stands.  It looks like a hike in the scenic surroundings is in the process.  Every need must be addressed when you suffer from acute prosperity.  You must have alarms, lights that dim and come on by themselves, and all the other magic of modern technology.  For a good read today pick up the NYT and read about how quickly China is surging ahead. With an idiot like Trump leading us backward it is scary that a mentally ill president who is incapable of telling the truth has captured the admiration of the uneducated.

Should Kadizzle take a bike ride this morning?  Maybe not if we are going to hike.  My crazy grand daughter is obsessed with slime.  All she can think about is slime and conning grandpa into buying slime.  She is such a smart little girl, and how she has become addicted to the slime idiocy is puzzling.  It seems like this is common among her age group.  Marketing people have figured out how to exploit this insanity and Sylvie is constanly bugging Kadizzle to buy her some new form of slim.

The queen of slime is some goofy Australian woman who goes nuts selling slime to kids.  Her name is Julian Bower.  Kadizzle will post a Julian Bower video if you want to see insanity in action. The video is below. Sylvie will give Kadizzle a shoulder rub if he plays a Julian Bower slime video. We may have to take her to a good child psychologist if her obsession with slime does not end.

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