Monday, March 19, 2018

Morning in the Earth Module

To get out of bed in the Earth Module one must have some heat.  So a brave soul must get up and put a heat puff in the module.  The heat puff involves turning on the furnace, and the electric heater. The lucky person who stayed in bed can get up to a warm Earth Module.  Now you can lay in bed and do your update while the module warms.  Coffee comes next.  Winkie usually makes the coffee as Kasdizzle is considered to incompetent to do the simplest task.  NPR comes on in the background.  Now it is time to check on the fighters.  Kadizzle must subdue as many right wing dolts as possible and advance the Jihad against the Republican takeover of our democracy.  CNN, The New York Time, The Bismarck Tribune, and all the news outlets must be checked for false stories being spread by the Republicans to subdue the Hoopleheads.   The Hoopleheads and lickspittles are the curse of the Earth.  Hoopleheads easily fall for anything the NRA, Republicans, or Fox News puts out as truth.  Hoopleheads are the people who brought us Donald Trump.  Now to the lickpittles.  The lickspittles are the sorrowful people who promote the Republican agenda of tax breaks for the rich.  Every morning all these things have to be carefully checked least we be overrun by ignorance. 

After the second cup of coffee has sunk in perhaps breakfast can begin, and so can the day.  Today the Forest Service will feed us at a going away party for all the brave volunteers.  The Forest Service is very good to us and a great organization to work for.  Every year they five us a nice gift for our volunteer service.  Will not be long before the Earth Module is hooked to the truck and we head North.

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