Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Ka Boom

Out side straightening up the Air force jest guys just came by on their weekly hide and seek. Now Kadizzle is not real knowledgable on this and needs a message from Honest Omar about the intricacies of flight rules.  It would seem the air space would be restricted when they practice these low level games, but Kadizzle notices a little private plane flying low about the same time.  The way the fighters fly they could easily pop over the mountain and through the front seat of the little plane.  If they could react quickly enough to avoid a pancake it would be amazing. 

So the call just came in from the Crazy Club in Hazen.  Shiny and Stroupini are doing a great job with marketing. The club may offer some different membership levels.  We are considering making Trump a platinum member.  With that membership you get an automatic guardian.  Also there is talk about franchising the Crazy Club.  We do have a Canadian division already.  If you are delusional, and you occasionally hear voices you might want to consider a membership.  Kadizzle oftern hears voices in the refrigerator.   The ice cream is the worst.  The poor little shivering voice of the ice cream saying "warm me up, melt me with your kind heart" is hard to resist. 

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