Watch this

When Kadizzle was a nubie driver stupidity reined supreme.  Everyone learned to drive by stealing my grandfathers car.  Once my grandfather went to bed it was customary for just about anyone to steal one of his two cars.  It was bound to happen someone would wreck a car.  Sure enough Charlie wrecked my grandfathers car on a nightly ride in the country.  Also one more than one occasion Benny stole his grandfather's car.

It was customary to get a car one way or the other and spin the car around in a huge parking lot when it snowed.  So one day with Kadizzle's cousin we were out spinning his mother's station wagon around in the empty parking lot somewhere.  It was probably at Wheeling Park which had a huge parking lot.  When the spinning adventure was over cousin Mark had to take Kadizzle home.  Now Mark though he was an expert spinner, so he said to Kadizzle as he drove down the street toward Kadizzle's house " Watch this".  At this point he put the car in a spin, went up over sidewalk and hit a tree.  It was a fairly gentle crash and no one was hurt,  but Kadizzle about pissed his pants laughing.

So here we are, it is 2016 and we just elected Donald Trump.  Kadizzle is getting that " Watch this feeling".  One thing Kadizzle has learned since Mark wrecked the car so many years ago is be careful when someone says watch this.  A motorcyclist told his friends " Watch this".  So his friends started the video on their phones and stood on the bridge about a mile from here. Mr. Watch This got the cycle up over one hundred miles per hour and crossed the bridge.  As Mr. Watch this finished impressing his friends he found he could not make the curve, hit the barrier on the bridge, flew off the bridge into a ravine and was seriously killed.