Friday, November 18, 2016

Redneck fire ring.

The trail crew with one new volunteer headed up the Chilicot Trail.  As Little Mike the new member, Mate, and Cliff went up the trial Kadizzle stayed back to work on the parking area .   Redneck dingers love to build a fire pit right in the middle of the parking area.  This seems to be almost an essential religious thing for rednecks.  Kadizzle had to remove all the rocks, and there were a lot of them.  Also the white trash people have to leave trash.  So that had to be cleaned up.  Every good redneck has to improve his shooting skills so the rednecks had to leave a shot up propane cylinder,  and some shot up beer cans.  Naturally this resulted in shell casings all over the place.  Then there is the pee paper.  Women are the culprits here.  So the pee paper had to be picked up.  After cleaning the parking area Kadizzle headed down the trail to join the rest of the crew.  We did a six mile hike in some steep country.  Worn out we finally got home to watch a few episodes of Fargo on the TV.

This morning everyone who is a volunteer will have a potluck with lectures on not to even think about shooting people, safety, and being a good volunteer.

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