The Bud Light Brain

As we picked up trash yesterday along the Salt River it became evident the worst offenders were Bud Light drinkers. About 80% of the trash was Bud Light.  It was the Bud Light drinkers who elected Trump.  Trump wants to make American great again.  His drinking buddies could " Make America Great" simply by putting their beer cans in the trash can.  America will not embrace returnable cans and bottles so people have to go out and manually pick up the trash of the degenerates.  The tobacco industry was forced to put warnings on their packages.  Why not make beer companies put a large orange label about littering on their product.  Strangely most of the fishermen along the river are blue collar Bud Light people.  Why do they pollute the very area they enjoy?  In Arizona when the simple dingers throw their beer cans beside the highway it means someone has to wade through thorns to pick the cans out.  Of course it is also a good opportunity to encounter a snake.  The beer companies could run adds during football games making some strong statements about the Bud Light rodents.