Thursday, November 17, 2016

Don't get conned

Kadizzle is now qualified to work with prisoners in an effort to make America Great again.  As we gathered to wait for the class to begin it was story time.  One of the people there had already been working with prisoners at the landfill.  Landfill launched into a story about how a prisoner found some sort of fish head in the garbage. The inmate knew he would get strip searched every day when he returned to prison.  Part of the strip search is the old bend over and spread your cheeks.  The prisoner placed the fish head in a strategic place.  Back at the prison when he pulled down his pants, bent over, and spread his cheeks you can imagine where the fish head appeared to pop out.  Well you got to have some fun in prison.  The guy told the guard " How did that get there?"

So all morning we learned about prison culture, gangs, and watching prisoners.  One rule, you can only address them by their last name.  According to the class they all want to con you into doing something for them you should not.  Kadizzle is used to being conned by his wife who tries to con him into doing something he should do.

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