Bladizzled, and waiting for the president of France to call

The blizzard has struck, The Commander is sick with a terrible cold,and the North Carolina boys are coming today. They will get their little southern tukasas shocked when the step off the plane in Bismarck. The roads here are a mess. Do you know Africa is a continent, not a country? If you do please call Alaska 911 and let Sara know. That simple minded idiot also thinks she got a call from the president of France. Of course in the best tradition of the McCain campaign when Sarah knew for three days she was going to get a (prank but she did not know it) call. Her side never bothered to relay the message to the McCain side. Surely even those dingers would have told her to check it out. So she takes the call and proves once again she is an idiot.