Thursday, April 12, 2007

Viking Motorycycle Gang Attacks Hazen


Apparently the dog is in cahoots with the motorcycle bunch from Stanton. This was the scene on the Knife River near Hazen this morning as the gang approached our peaceful town. Townsfolk stood on the bridge near the golf course and dropped beer on these thugs, but it did not deter them. It looks like rape and pillage are in order. Most are running from town, girls who haven't been asked out for awhile are running down to greet them. This is not going to be pretty.

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