Many of you may recall Lord Kadizzle ran for the North Dakota legislature and lost to a team of Republicans. The leader of the Republican team was Randy Christman. Inadvertently, Lord Kadizzle found legislation that Senator Christman successfully introduced and had passed in the North Dakota legislature:
North Dakota made it illegal to force people to insert microchips into their bodies.
Sen. Randy Christmann, R-Hazen, said he introduced the bill for a constituent knowledgeable about the subject.
Initially skeptical, Christmann found that at least one other state had taken similar action.
“Knowing how easy implantation of chips can be with livestock, it occurred to me that it is not out of the realm of possibility that someone in a position of power over someone else could coerce them into accepting a tracking device,” he explained.
Christmann cited domineering employers or abusive spouses as examples.
Well, it turns out The Commander was planning on putting a microchip in Lord Kadizzle. The Commander has suspected for many years that when she calls on her cell phone to check on Lord Kadizzle's progress she is not getting reliable information. Frequently his Lordship would be awakened from a gravity attack on the couch by the ring of The Commander's cell phone. Of course Lord Kadizzle reports that he is in the back yard working. In other instances, his Lordship has been caught in a frivolous conversation when he was supposed to be on The Commander's mission.
The Commander had planned to put a chip in his Lordship's posterior that would register when he was sitting and send out a signal. The chip would also report Lord Kadizzle's location. Just in the nick of time, Randy has stepped in with his legislation that will make it possible for his Lordship to live with dignity. The commander is now contemplating a shock collar.
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