Wednesday, August 23, 2023

The Drag Queen war starts today in Payson

 Here we go boys and girls, and anyone confused about which they are. The Hoopleheads are getting ready for war with the drag queens in Payson. The Hooples love any battle related to sex and this will be a good one. The drag queens seemingly want to make the Hooples show their cards. Today the tanks will roll at the Town Council meeting. The drag queens are going to read stories to children at the library. Protecting the children from the drag queens who are actually trying to recruit new drag queens is the goal of the Hooples. Let the fun begin. Hooples love to say " There are only two sexes". 

As usual the Hoopleheads are short on history. Men dressing as women goes back for centuries. The Catholic Church has always had the Pope wear a dress. Ain't much difference between a robe and a dress. 

The truth of the matter is the Hoopleheads have a fragile view of their own masculinity, and see any thing different as an attack on their penishood. That is something like manhood. Hooples are fragile, that is why they need guns, loud cars, goofy truck, and Trump flags. The symbols of manhood are sacred, and the drag queens are befouling the symbolism. 

This will all play out at town council today when the Hooples will be claiming to protect the children from the "groomers". All the key phrases will be used. No doubt the Bible will be brought into the controversy. Jesus hung around with a bunch of men and never married. At least the is the Hoople view. Jesus did not wear a gun, or manly clothes, and he was famous for wearing sandals. We all know Republican Jesus would have a gun, a tattoo, cowboy boots, and white cowboy hat. 

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