Tuesday, June 04, 2019

Maybe progress

Kadizzle has been involved in a Jihad with the Hazen City Commission for well over five years.  It all stems from the fact the City Commission will not enforce the junk car ordinances.  Hazen has some degenerates that slowly fill their yards with junked cars. Unfortunately one lives up the street from me. Yesterday on their lot they had four vehicles that would run, two junked pickup trucks, one junked car, four boats and a fifty wheel camper.  On some days they have up to eight trucks. Keep in mind this is just a regular city lot.  Another one of this scuff-laws has about six cars in his front yard.  Although the city ordinances are very clear the city fathers don't want to hurt the feelings of the junk collectors.  On the other hand the city fathers  could care less about those who would like to keep the appearance of the neighborhood decent.  Our little street got hit with another one of these collector people who unfortunately lives right across the street from individual number one. This guy likes to park his collection on the city boulevard, and he also collects sheds, one of which is in his front yard.

These people live in a special world where they have a fantasy.  Some day I am going to fix up the old Ford truck.  Ya, sure, ya betcah.  Five years ago you parked the truck in your driveway with the engine sitting beside it.  It has not moved an inch.

So last night, five years later the city started to introduce a new ordinance which will require the bums to pay a fee for making their yard into a junk collection.  This is a great leap forward.  Now for the hard part. They will have to enforce it, which of course they will not.  So maybe in another five years if Kadizzle lives that long the collectors will shape up.

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