Thursday, June 20, 2019

Good Morning

Rain is gently bringing the grass back to life.  The birds are out front enjoying the bird feed Kadizzle stole from the neighbors.  Our neighbors are the best one could have.  They love birds and have a back yard sanctuary with everything a bird could want. The yard is rated five stars by the birds.  They buy birds seed three fifty pound sacks at a time. Kadizzle is assigned the job of unloading the stash, and mixing the corn with the sun flower seeds.

Nothing better than good neighbors.  Weekly they call us over for a root beer float or sometime a nice steak cooked on the grill.  Since they were the former owners of the grocery store you can be assured we get good steak.

The Kadizzles are into day four of the great bathroom remodel.  The moon launch was easy compared to this mess.  Where in the hell does the shower drain go?  Apparently the plans were drawn on a napkin which someone used to blow their nose.  As you may have heard Tuesday was a complete waste of time.  Both the plumbers and carpenters showed up yesterday.  Where in the hell does the shower door go?  After a UN meeting the door finally ended up on the south portal.  Russia vetoed putting the door over by the vanity.  The cost over runs would make the military proud. 

Mrs Kadizzle is recovering nicely from her surgery.  She is slowly gaining the energy she needs to run the world.  Watching every move of Mr. Kadizzle is a big job.  Know one knows when he might drop a crumb.  Mrs Kadizzle was very sure and very concerned she had some form of cancer.  Thankya Jeeesus her doctor called and said no problems exist.  Kadizzle expected the clouds to part and Jesus appear with Trump by his side. 

This brings us to a movie Kadizzle may have mentioned before.  " The Brand New Testament" .  Honest Omar if you are reading this it is absolutely mandatory you find and watch this spoof on religion.  You may have to change underwear if laughing causes you problems. There will be a test Omar. 

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