Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Have You Found Jesus?

Binki and Kadizzle made it to Duluth after we dropped off Stroupini in Walker MN.  Never been to Duluth before so thought Kadizzle would give it a spin.  So here we are sitting in our nice little suite.  Ah, some good coffee to start the day.  First we went to an Irish Pub to wet our whistle.  Then the search for a good eating place.  We ended up at Pickwicks.  The prices helped finance the national debt. Kadizzle made a big mistake and got the firebelly ribs.  All night the stomach boiled with firebelly.  Kadizzle never gets any smarter.  See all the pretty summer girls is a treat.  After supper we walked toward the lakeshore boardwalk.  Sitting in front of some bar was a younger woman with holes drilled in her head everywhere so she could put all sorts of pierced rings and bobbles on her face.  Of course her hair was dyed purple with cool aid.  Approaching the woman Kadizzle asked " Have  you found Jesus?".    She answered " Yes, he was behind the couch".   She went on to say sometimes he was is the closet and elsewhere.  It seemed like such a good answer.  Think about it when they come to your door and ask if you found Jesus, they never ask where.  With so many people looking for Jesus it would seem useful to know where he hides.

Next we settled in for an after dinner drink at a nice little place by the lake.  Some ranting lunatic kept harassing the customers.  The owner chased him off once, but he came back.  The owner called the gendarmes and they showed up in force.  We did not get to see the capture, but it would have been fun.  Today we have to entertain ourselves in Duluth then go back to get Stroupini tomorrow.  Stroupini is at some sort of banking meeting since he owns numerous banks.  On the way over Stroupini offered to buy Kadizzle an electric bicycle he has been coveting.  Apparently in some kind of haze Stroupini ordered the thing.  If it shows up on the doorstep Kadizzle will be grateful.  A friend in need is a friend in deed, and a friend with a few banks isn't bad either. 

Binki is in the other room sleeping away.  Old Binki has been looking for a job that does not involve work for some time.  It became too strenuous so now he has canceled the search.  If he finds such work perhaps Kadizzle could sign on.  Crooked preaching is the best way to go. No inventory, set your own hours, and you get a private jet.

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