Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Rain Crows

Far away and long ago Kadizzle remembers the old country store owner talking about the rain crows.  Lutrel would say " It's going to rain the rain crows are going".   So here Kadizzle sits fifty years later.  The Kadizzles got up at three in the morning unable to sleep.  Kadizzle got up and made coffee.  Outside the rain crows are going strong.  In accordance with yesterday's advice about looking into things Kadizzle checked out what a rain crow is.  Well it turns out it is a yellow billed cuckoo.  Sadly Kadizzle realizes that for fifty years he has been thinking the rain crow was the morning dove.  The old Hillbilly myth is that when the rain crow blows it will rain or storm.  Morning doves go all day long and the Earth would be flooded if indeed they predicted rain.  That noise out back is a morning dove.  Who cares?  As far as Kadizzle is concerned it is a rain crow.

Up at the lake a catastrophe has unfolded.  The docks moved and crushed the gangway to the boats.  Seems like the park is over reacting a little.  They want all the boats to leave the marina for three weeks.  This will be painful for boat owners.  Kadizzle has to figure out where he can put the Sovereign for three weeks while they repair the marina.  Taking the boat out of the water would be a rectum pain.  Today will be the day Kadizzle drives around to check the options for a home for the boat. 

Today is meeting day down at the Crazy Club.  Stroupini is in Washington, and it may be a sparse showing for membership.

Seems like Trump is trying to compete with our crazy club in Singapore.  Trump's crazy club has two of the craziest people on Earth.  When it comes to delusional and insane they got the deal going.  Trumps ability to lie is amazing.  How any rational human cannot see that Trump is bug fucking crazy eludes Kadizzle.  Sorry for the profanity, but it sums up Trump.  The bugs he happens to be interceding with are the Rednecks, and the Republicans.  Kadizzle just watched a humorous takeoff on the movie trailer Trump showed Kim Jong whatever his name is.  Amazing insanity.  Trump actually showed the North Korean dictator a short promotional clip of the two dictators and the great things they have done.  You just cannot get any more nutty than Trump.  Trump said he saw the North Koreans firing tanks from the beach.  What comes to that idiot's mind?  Condominiums, yup, the brain dead Trump sees a display of military might by North Korea firing into the ocean and says " What a nice beach for a condominium.  Trump has the brain of a twelve year old on a good day.  The North Korean dictator had his uncle shot with an anti aircraft gun, has hundreds of thousands of people in concentration camps, tortures people, and starves his own people to death, and Trump says he is a wonderful guy you can trust.  Here we are deep in North Dakota the land of the Hoopleheads that worship at the feet of Trump and Cramer.   Absolutely amazing.

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