Now more than ever our country needs a good tin foil hat. The market research department of Kadizzle enterprises realized there is a strong demand for tin foil hats since the Trump election. Several models are under consideration. First is the Trump hat with " Make America Great Again" on it. The problem is where to put the tin foil, as a liner, or on the outside? This version would look like the typical baseball cap. Another version being considered is the Klan style which simply comes to a point.
The hats are expected to sell well to the right wing crowd. A lot of crazy ideas are floating around in the heads of the Trump crowd. The trick is to keep them in. Also many Trump supporters fear information may penetrate their skulls which makes them feel like they made a big mistake. The hat will keep that information out.
Now that Trump is considering starting a nuclear arms race the hat should protect wearers from the radiation that is sure to flourish.
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