Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Zika may hit United States.

What if a mosquito could spread stupidity? Well that is not the case, but there is a buffoon doing just that.  The buffoon came to Bismarck and did his magic. Zika shrinks the heads of babies.  The buffoon does the same thing to the brain, but only inside the skull.  7,000 people showed up in Bismarck to have their brains shrunk. It worked, the dingers walked out believing the most absurd statements that contradicted themselves right on the spot.

Donald Buffoon said he would put coal miners back to work.  The coal miners are out of work because there is too much natural gas. Donald said he would put oil and gas workers back to work. The Donald says he believes in supply and demand, but the supply of gas is high so the demand for coal is low.  Most elementary school children could figure out that you cannot have supply and demand work when you flood the market with both coal and gas, but the dingers walked out of the Donald's brain shrinking session believing he could suspend gravity if need be.  Only The Donald could make stupidity popular.  People openly declare they are stupid.  Other stupid people clap because a new person has come out of the closet and openly admits they are an idiot.  Anyone who would openly admit they support The Donald is an idiot.  A Trump bumper sticker is like a bumper sticker that says "My kid flunked and I am proud".

When the North Dakota Republicans became aware that stupidity was popular they got in line to prove they were stupid. Kevin Cramer is one of our congressional representatives.  Cramer immediately recognized the new market for ignorance.  Cramer jumped in line with The Donald, and The Donald made Cramer energy secretary. All Cramer had to do is deny global warming and agree to fail a test on physics.

In North Dakota there is a huge untapped market for ignorance. Republicans have jumped in with stupid ideas to fill the void.

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