A Good Meeting at the Crazy Club

The day started with the sun shining and Kadizzle hopped on his steed and headed for the Crazy Club.. Low, and behold Chuck was already there having coffee, and Shiny was up and wide awake.  It did not take long before the crazies were sitting on the veranda shooting insane ideas into the sky.  Technically Chuck should not be allowed because of his hard core Republican blood, but he did qualify because his bolts are as loose as needed to be in the Crazy Club.  So there we sat firing words back and forth about the victory of Trump.  What will Chuck do?  The poor Republicans have been put in the position of supporting a person for president who could be in our Crazy Club.  Of course Kadizzle was shooting up Chuck and his weaving on politics to accommodate Trump.  Shiny was just sitting back enjoying the fireworks.

Somehow the conversation turned to doers of good deeds, and Colonel Klink came to mind.  Klink is a member of the club.  He probably does not know it.  Any man in Hazen with his own shrine to an elephant and his own tree house with running water is automatically a member.  This gets old Kadizzle around to Bill.  Bill is not a member. Bill is dangerous. Bill is certainly crazy enough.  Bill has threatened to cut Kadizzle's head off and use it for a urinal.  Now this is fine, but Bill might actually do it.  The Crazy club has a strict non-violence rule.

As the weather gets warmer the Alley Cats should be starting to roam.  The Alley Cats are a separate organization that roams up and down the Alley on their way to the post office or somewhere else.

Now there is some competition for the Crazy Club.  Rita runs her sewing shop, and she has some prize crazies.  Dave is as nutty as one might want to be and he is a safe and good crazy, but Rita has been cursed with Bill as a member of her collection of mental institution escapees.

Back to Klink, Klink is a saint among the crazy.  Klink has taken in the destitute crazies and given them places on his vast land holdings to live and do their work.  A few crazies drop in the art shop on the sly.  These are the secret artistic crazies.  They don't participate in the regular meetings, but the do create good art.  The art if they are lucky gets sold at the Crazy Club.  The Crazy Club meets almost every day at the Brooks house in Hazen.   Usually it is around coffee time.

If you think you are not quite right you might be eligible.  To join you have to be mentally flexible.  You have to accept people as interesting independent beings who have the right to be different.  You have to be nice most of the time and truly like all the other crazies.  If you do not like every crazy in the club you may be asked to join a more hateful crazy club like the NRA.