Fleas threaten to leave dog

A large herd of hoopleheads in Texas is considering leaving the United States. Why would any state that gets back more from the federal government than it puts in leave? This would be like Rush Limbaugh threatening to go to Canada if we don't let him have his Oxycontin. North Dakota is another prime example. Our local hoopleheads are in hog heaven because North Dakota has a surplus. Take away federal farm subsidies, and we will all be wandering around like the people in New Orleans after Katrina hit. As a friend on face book said to Texas " When you leave, don't let the door hit ya, where the lord split ya".