Lord Kadizzle has been practicing getting up in the morning to see if he could actually have a job. The practice paid off. Today the bad news came. Lord Kadizzle will report for work on Monday. Bush economics cornered Lord Kadizzle and now he will have to resume his former job of harassing people, and getting paid for it. Lord Kadizzle working ten hour days? How did he get this job? That is what the owner of the company wanted to know. Apparently the neighbor got tired of seeing Lord Kadizzle wandering aimlessly in the yard. Neighbor Craig circled a help wanted job and gave it to The Commander. Between the two of them his lordship got sold down the river. After a ten year vacation, it looks like his lordship will be employed until November. With the new found wealth he will have to spend tonight thinking of prizes to buy. The commander says no prizes until a pay check actually shows up. The local power plant is doing a major addition so his lordship will help make the country safe from foreign oil. We are going to produce clean energy from coal. That is the equivalent of non alcoholics whiskey. This may ruin the summer, but with a little luck we will make up for it in the winter.
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