There are certain key moments in your life when you know you have made a transition. Yesterday, The Commander got her Lazy Boy recliner. Most people can see the sun setting when this momentous landmark occurrs. For Commander to have a Lazy Boy, that isn't named Mike is an oxymoron. The Commander will be one of the few people whos obituary reads "She suffered her entire life from hyperactivity", she was jogging when she died.
Lord Kadizzle crossed the line a while back, he got a grabber. A graber is an extension of you arm that enables you to pick things up without bending over. So now the Kadizzles have a Lazy Boy, are using a grabber, and also have reading glasses strewn throuhout the house.
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