Gravity Dust

Being the physicist he is Lord Kadizzle is always exploring the universe. If you have been a faithful, and longtime reader of this blog you may recall discussions on gravity waves. These are the waves that knock you onto the couch and cause snore naps.

Lately Lord Kadizzle has been feeling tired and a bit worn down. Lord Kadizzle suspects he may have inhaled gravity dust. Modern science tells us there are places in the cosmos where matter is so dense that something the size of a BB would weigh forty or fifty tons. Now imagine if that BB got ground into dust. What if you inhaled the dust or otherwise ingested it? You would feel heavy, old, and fat. Surely this is what happened to his lordship. For some strange reason coffee seems to temporarily offset the effect of gravity dust. Yesterday his lordship was sanding the boat all day. Needless to say he did not wear a mask. This could be how he inhaled the gravity dust.

Medical research seems to indicate gravity dust will accumulate in the ambition gland. For years Lord Kadizzle has suffered from a plugged ambition gland. As we all know dust settles. Recent findings seem to indicate this is why people who have inhaled gravity dust settle. Settling is a symptom. People may settle in front of the television, a computer, or even settle in bed. Rays apparently cause the settling, warm rays from the sun, the rays from a computer, or television. One of the saddest things about the victims of gravity dust is that they are often mistaken for fat, lazy people with no ambition. The next time you see someone in this condition don't berate them, offer to cut their grass, or go get them a sandwich from the kitchen, remember it is not their fault.