Lord Kadizzle has been plagued with brain weevils for many years. Once a female brain weevil crawls in your ear and nest there is no cure. Brain weevils are very similar to termites. Yesterday Lord Kadizzle bought some decongestant, thinking it would deprive the weevils of moisture, and perhaps slow them down or kill them, but waking up this morning the head still feels full of pressure from the weevil droppings. When people tell Lord Kadizzle he is full of #$%^ they are basically correct, but it is weevil droppings. The weevils are mainly active at night. During the day in a upright position the head can drain. Lately the pressure from the weevils has been so bad, his lordship has been getting up early. Coffee has just the opposite effect of the weevils. It puts them to sleep. So here I am up early getting coffee for the weevils.
Everything has been tried to kill these weevils. Primarily they live in the sinuses. The other day his lordship got the brilliant idea of just shooting some listerine up his nose to douse the little bastards. Well it was like shaking hands with Jesus. All it did was make them drunk, and gave them good breath. Yes, they have bad breath, which gets blamed on his lordship. If anyone has a cure please write in.
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