Eat with a loser, only five thousand dollars

My older brother always gets invitations to big Republican fund raisers. He just forwarded me the invitation. For five thousand dollars he can eat with George Bush. The two of them will be at McDonalds sharing fries as the poor employees spit on their hamburgers. Who in their right mind would want to eat with the loser. The Republicans are advising anyone running to distance themselves from the idiot. So if you see someone that looks like they could be related to me eating with the president, it aint me babe, its my brother, he still believes in miracles.