Patron Saint of the Greedy, and Disasters Named by Lord Kadizzle

Immigrants from Mexico have brought the legend of Jesús Malverde, widely considered the patron saint of drug dealers, to the United States. After reading this in the New York Times Lord Kadizzle realized you can have a patron saint for anything. Lord Kadizzle wants to be first to make a patron saint of Bush. The NYT article indicates that people who need protection from the law select Jesus Malverde as their patron saint. No doubt Bush will put his icon in the Oval Office when they finally get around to impeaching him.