Monday, April 30, 2018

Where you find them

Kadizzle always wonders who reads this nonsense.  Yesterday Kadizzle went to the boat to putter around.  On the way back from the lake it looked like something was amiss up ahead on the road.  As Kadizzle got closer he noticed the hood was up on a car.  In North Dakota that is a signal for help.  Slowing down to check if help was needed Kadizzle was greeted with "It's Kadizzle".   Standing beside his perfectly restored car was an old friend from Kadizzle's days at work.  Kadizzle had not seen him for a long time and at first did not recognize  the old comrade.  Who could be greeting Kadizzle with the secret password on top of a hill in the middle of nowhere?  Slowly the mind kicked in and Kadizzle discovered another reader of the morning drivel.  This means all things are possible.  So Trump if you are reading this after you watch Fox and Friends welcome aboard.

Donald if you call this fake news, in this case you are correct and it will be one of the first times you accidentally tell the truth.  Kadizzle did have to admit the Donald may have pulled one off with Korea.  What does a crazy dictator fear?  Of course another crazy dictator.  So having an insane president can be parlayed into a peace negotiation.   What kind of agreement will they sign? Two lying, scoundrels sign an agreement, where does that get you?  The virtues of insanity should be the biography of Trump. 

The lake is still covered with ice, but it is looking pretty rotten and may not last the week.  The boat is for sale, the house is for sale, but nobody wants either one. Both may be over priced, but that is a sign for the heavens above we are supposed to stay put.  It does mean thins have to be spruced up.  Mrs. Kadizzle lives in fear someone may actually want to see the house.  What if someone comes and sees a peanut on the floor the elephant dropped?  Sale over. 

The great plan is to sell out in Hazen and end up with enough cheese to build a house in Arizona.  Then if the boat does not sell life will be in reverse.  In the summer the Kadizzles will live in the Earth Module in North Dakota, presumably somewhere near the lake.  In the winter Payson Arizona will be home.  If the plan works out the home will have two extra bedrooms for anyone to use if they read the blog, are ordained liberals, or members of the Crazy Club.   It will be a temporary mental institution.

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