Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Cold Feet may produce new Ten Commandments

Kadizzle does not recall the exact story of how Moses got the Ten Commandments.  Memory says he went up on a mountain and encountered a burning bush.  Kadizzle is pretty sure about the burning bush, but not the going up the mountain.

Today the Kadizzlites will go up the same mountain they have already conquered about five times this year.  Climbing the mountain is relatively simple compared to getting to the mountain. The path to the mountain is right below the Stewart Dam.  One must cross the river to begin the hike.  The river might be from six inches deep to three feet deep depending on how much water the dam is releasing.  So after we go past the palm trees and through the thickest reed bed you have ever seen that is twenty feet tall we must change into water shoes and wade the river.  Today the river will be very cold since it was down to 32 last night.  Then there is the bonus of the slippery rocks.  On the way back the water is more of a delight for hot feet.

If we do not find tablets, we may at least see some big horn sheep.  Since there has been rain in the last couple days we may get to see some very nice water features with running water.  The coolness should keep the rattlesnakes in their dens.

If we do get tablets what would the update be.  Kadizzle hopes God will clarify at least ten things.  God might address gun ownership.  God could update us on income disparity, and of course if he clarified Global Warming it would be great.  We could really use an update from God.  If God would send word about which is the correct religion it would be terrific.  So at about 11 we will be seeking knowledge from above.  Being about at the top of the mountain we should get a better connection to God's WiFi. 

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