Kadizzled got a report today from JK our correspondent in Stanton that indeed there were dinosaurs on Noah's Ark. Of course this is the same source that said ancient people drove pickups because two were found emerging from ice flows on the Knife River near Stanton. Many fundamentalist have done calculations regarding how big the Ark needed to be this will change everything. Mark Twain reported that every animal on the Ark had to be full of disease in order to get all the disease into the new world. Twain was more than a little pissed that Noah brought the flies. According to the fundies dinosaurs were alive at the same time humans were. This is essential since according to the fundies the world is only six thousand years old. Once the Ark is found on the Discovery Channel we can determine for sure if there are dinosaur droppings inside.
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