Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Black Light Bowling a Success



Lord Kadizzle has not bowled in about thirty five years. Stepping into the bowling culture was strange enough, but doing it under the glow of black lights made it even more surreal. The women in our group did a great job picking our outfits at the thrift store. Unfortunately at this point no pictures have emerged. Short skirts or tight pants seemed to be the weapon of choice mixed with fish net stockings. The Commander picked out a tent sized bowling shirt for Lord Kadizzle. As the night ended a young boy was so fascinated with The Commanders gold silkys jacket that he asked if he could touch it. Two compatriots kept givning Lord Kadizzle advice. He could not figure out why, their score was worse than his. Bowling is another game from God designed to frustrate humans with simple tasks.

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