The Murder

Yesterday at the bullshit session down at the model airplane airport the subject evolved from one thing to another and somehow ended up on the topic of car and deer collisions. One of the bullshitters told how he hit a deer with a truck and decided to save the meat. He put the deer in the back of his refrigerated truck and took it to a butcher.  Turned out the deer was too badly damaged and the meat was worthless.

The next story was more interesting. This guy said he was driving in Pennsylvania when a deer ran into the side of his car.  He was driving home in the dark with his children and decided to salvage the deer.  When he got home he cleaned the deer and threw the waste into the river.  Apparently one of his children was partially awake during some of the proceedings and misunderstood what was going on.  Recently at the age of 45 his daughter said to him " Dad, this has bothered me for a long time, but I know you killed a man".   Shocked the father asked the daughter to explain. The daughter said she remembered the night her dad hit a man with the car and threw his body in the back of the car.  Amazed Dad explained what actually took place, and could not believe his daughter always thought she had this deep dark secret about her father.