After The Sneaker stole our generator last year Kadizzle has been determined to catch him. This year The Sneaker has stolen one generator so far. Kadizzle invested in high tech security lights that come on with bright LEDs when motion is detected. Old Kadizzle went to bed early last night and the LEDs had just been re-positioned by The Commander. Suddenly awaking from a very deep sleep Kadizzle heard a car quietly driving off and noticed the security lights were on. The immediate thought was The Sneaker had been scared off. Kadizzle went outside to see where The Sneaker would go. As we now sit The Sneaker would have to come back towards us on a nearby road to escape the campground. Kadizzle thought about running up to the road to get a glimpse of The Sneaker. It was at this point Kadizzle realized he was in his underwear and a T shirt. Not a good set up for running through cactus at night in the desert. Then the thought came to Kadizzle, there were no headlights heading anywhere. That could only mean The Sneaker was down farther in the campground with his lights out hiding. Ah, ha, thought Kadizzle he could get in the truck and catch The Sneaker. After failing to find the multi million candle power boat searchlight Kadizzle jumped in the truck and headed down the road. Shortly he came across an SUV with the back open and a man nearby. Kadizzle asked the puzzled man if he had just driven into the camp ground. The startled camper said yes he had. It was clear this was the person who had set off the lights and he was clearly not the sneaker. Now Kadizzle's brain slowly came out of the sleep fog. First he realized it was only 11:00 P.M. It was not Sneaker time. Then it slowly sunk in that had Kadizzle confronted The Sneaker he was wearing only Walmart slummer shoes, a t shirt and his underwear. Hopefully the next Sneaker attack will be met with better preparation.
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