The Muslin Threat

Sleeping has become difficult thinking about the possibility the Muslins will build a Moss in Hazen. Once the Muslins do that we could end up with a community center where Muslins might exercise and read the Coran. However their is some comfort in the new Republican pledge to save America. The Republicans are proposing funding a new missile system. Yup, just what we need when the deficit is out of control. Since those silly Russians don't want to play war anymore who can we fire the missiles at? It must be the Muslins. Apparently there are some defense contractors out of work and the Republicans are going to build a defense system against ideas. If the system works on Muslins there is hope we can develop a missile defense against Hindus. Apparently the new missiles can detect Muslin head wear. If the missile senses a lot of people with too much cloth on their heads the missile will target them. You think Kadizzle is just fabricating this read the Republican Pledge to American. Those silly bastards actually say they want to destroy health care and restore tax cuts to the rich, and by the way the missile funding is in there.