Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hugging Old Ladies


Lord Kadizzle goes into the Hazen Thrift store on occasion. You can buy a good used towel there for ten cents. Take it home and clean the bath room, then throw it away. Yesterday Kadizzle wandered back to the back of the thrift store into a gaggle of old ladies sorting through junk. One of the ladies said "Are you Mike Quinn?". Kadizzle had recently written a letter to the local paper criticizing our hopeless District 33 Republicans. Kadizzle was expecting to get a good talking too from the senior citizen. With trepidation Kadizzle admitted he was in fact Mike Quinn. The cute little lady proceeded to laud praise on him for calling out the Republican bums. Kadizzle had to hug the lady. As Kadizzle left the store another senior lady also complimented him on his letter about the right wing dolts. Another hug was in order.

When Kadizzle wrote the letter he thought he would incur the wrath of every right wing loony in town. Much to his surprise nothing but compliments have ensued. Our local District 33 Republicans do nothing but protect us from gays, abortion, and make sure we have our guns and God. The Republicans that represent us never come to any meetings or advance our society. They are the classic just say NO bunch. Kadizzle thought the political climate in Hazen was hopeless, but if these senior women can see through the Republican scam there is surely hope.

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