Monday, September 20, 2010

Hauling Goats to Bismarck


When an old goat need to get to Bismarck to see the doctor, who do they call? Kadizzle. Today will be a goat hauling day. My old buddy Daryl will pull up in his white Cadillac shortly and we will be off to Bismarck. Daryl just had surgery on his hip. Because he is such an old goat they had a problem finding parts for him. Daryl is the envy of every old goat. Daryl has an older huge white Cadillac that every old person has always craved. In Florida the goats that have made it all drive these cars. When his chauffeur Kadizzle parks the beast goats come up and compliment him on the car. Kadizzle plays up the role of chauffeur for Daryl. When Daryl takes me out for breakfast Kadizzle announces loudly " I will bring up the car sir". There is the usual opening of the door and providing all the services a good driver should. Kadizzle needs a hat and the correct attire. Daryl likes to drive like an old goat, so he rarely goes more than 55 on the interstate. It drives him nuts when I go the speed limit.

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