Kadizzle to run as write inn for State Senate

Kadizzle needs your help. Kadizzle want to run as a right wing lunatic in his local District 33. Hopefully this will draw a few votes away from the regular right wing lunatics. Below is a letter I would like to submit to the local paper. If you have nay ideas of how to make it more satirical or better, please feel free to let me know. This is just a draft and there is plenty of room for improvement




Dear Editor

I am submitting my name to the public as a write in candidate for the Ice Tea Party in Mercer County. I am seeking the Senate seat now held by Randy Christmann. What Mercer County needs is a candidate who will publicly speak out against Death Panels, The socialist threat of our county commission, and the right of Muslims to build Mosques in North Dakota. Randy Christmann has never taken a public stand against the Koran, masturbation, or gay Lutheran ministers. The people of District 33 need someone who will protect the tax breaks for the rich and be vocal about it. Has Randy Christmann ever denounced the lazy poor people in our county on welfare? Because the Republicans have been so lackadaisical about politics we now have a Kenyan president with a secret agenda to invoke Sharia Law. If elected I will take a strong stand in support of Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and against health care for the poor. I will fight to make sure the richest Americans get the tax breaks they deserve. If elected you will get a representative who is not bashful about exposing the socialist agenda of everyone who is not a right wing Republican. If you want a milk toast right winger who will not speak up don’t vote for me. I will post my birth certificate at the post office and support laws that all candidates have to post their birth certificates. My fellow Tea Party candidate, Christine O’Donnell is standing up against science. She has denounced the attempts by scientist to breed humans with mice. Has Randy ever take a stand against science? Has Randy ever denounced evolution? District 33 needs activist right wingers willing to burn Korans on main street, willing to tell the truth about the infiltration of Basin by Al Qeada, and willing to suspend the constitution when it is in the best interest of the Republican Party