A Licenced Genius

Kadizzle once had a friend who was a licensed genius. Often we would get in an argument and he would explain to Kadizzle that he had a card in his wallet that proved he was a genius. Although Kadizzle graduated from college, and attended graduate school for two years Kadizzle has never become licensed as a genius, although Kadizzle probably is one. How do you become a licensed genius? It used to be you could get licensed through Readers Digest. If you suspected you might be a genius you could sign up for a test from Mensa. Mensa is an organization for geniuses. My good friend did not pass the genius test the first time he took it. You can study and take the test more than once if you are not a real fast genius. The nice thing is that it takes no educational qualifications to become a genius. My friend did not graduate from high school. The time and money he saved by getting certified saved him a fortune. No college expenses, no text books to buy, no countless hours wasted studying and reading. If Kadizzle had known he would have taken the test early. If you get in an argument with someone who is a certified genius and they pull out their card you are lost. No point in going any further. The first time it happened to Kadizzle he just shut up bowed his head and walked away. Being wrong is never pleasant, but having a certified genius tell you that you are wrong really puts you in your place. Kadizzle has learned not to argue with cerified geniuses. The best thing to do is tell them what you think and ask them if you could be right. Once you are certified you don't have to renew your certification. Imagine if two guys applied for a job. One had a doctorate degree from Harvard, and the other one was a certified genius from Readers Digest. Who would pass up the genius? Kadizzle recommends that if you think you might be a genius you take the test. You never know. The Commander says Kadizzle is a certified idiot. I think she can administer that test. The certification to be an idiot is not that hard. All the commander did was ask Kadizzle to do the dishes, and cut the grass. Kadizzle said he could not find the dish soap, and the mower was out of gas. The Commander said to Kadizzle "you are a certified idiot". Hopefully the card will come in the mail in a few days and Kadizzle can register as a Republican.