The Nature of the Universe

The Commander demanded that the alcohol stove be replaced on the boat. So Kadizzle set out to do it, thinking it was a simple inexpensive matter. Installing propane safely on a sailboat is neither simple, nor inexpensive. Now, hundreds of dollars later, with completion no where in sight, Kadizzle realizes installing the stove correctly may be impossible without major modification to the boat. To correctly install propane on a boat the propane cylinder must be in a container. The container must be air tight, and drain by gravity to outside atmosphere. This is where the dilemma starts. It turns out there is no where on the boat to store the propane tank high enough. In order to create such a propane locker a major fiberglass boat rebuilding would be necessary. As somewhat of an alternative Kadizzle has ordered a Propane detector. Hopefully shortly before the explosion there will be an alarm sound. The alarm will give all on board a chance to repent and exchange final words. This all proves Kadizzles theory involving the law of entanglement. Things will naturally turn out in a manner you did not expect. If you want to see how the law of entanglement works, take three pieces of anything like twine, rope, or extension cord and drop them in a bucket or drawer. Without human intervention they will come out hopelessly entangled. The law of entanglement dictates that anything that can turn out wrong generally will. Nature has taken advantage of this law. Seed pods are the classic case. Many seeds are spread by seed pods that get caught on everything. Everyone has come home from a hike in the fall full of burrs, or had it happen to the dog. It works flawlessly.